Grandmother: Now where are you going?
Alison: Dinner with my friend, Lexi.
Grandmother: Well, I want you home by 11.
Alison: Grandmother, that will be difficult, considering our dinner reservations are at 9.
Grandmother: Well, too bad. That's too late for dinner, anyhow.
Alison: Why is 9 too late?
Grandmother: Because you are making your poor stomach work overtime!
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