Friday, August 5, 2011

MeandMarj: Isn't there any sex?

Dad: Okay, time for me to go home and read my book.
Grandmother: Oh, what book are you reading?
Dad: The Financial Crisis Inquiry Commission Report, an in-depth analysis and review of the recent financial crisis.
Grandmother: That sounds horrible...isn't there any sex?
Alison: Oh my!
Dad: No sex, but there were a lot of CDS'.
Grandmother: What?
Dad: Credit default swaps...lots of credit default swaps...like swapping husbands and wives.
Grandmother: Oh, interesting!

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