MeandMarj: I want to know what you're saying about me!

Alison: Grandmother, you are quite popular! Everyone is loving my blog!

Grandmother: Huh? What are you talking about?
Alison: I'm sharing my experience living with you with my friends on the internet.
Grandmother: I don't get it.

Dad: Mom, Alison is sharing her diary with her friends and telling them about living with you.

Grandmother: Well, I want to know what you are saying about me!
Alison: Grandmother, here is the blog. See? The picture of us is on the internet!

Grandmother: So, you need to know how to type to work one of those things.

Alison: Not necessarily, but it's helpful.

Grandmother: Where did you learn to do that? Do they teach you that in school?

Alison: Yes, there was a typing class in 7th grade, about 16 years ago. Didn't you learn to type? You didn't type Grandpa's papers when he was in grad school?

Grandmother: Certainly not!