Tuesday, September 13, 2011

MeandMarj: Aren't we a cute couple?

Alison: Grandmother, aren't we a cute couple?
Grandmother: I wouldn't say cute. Certainly attractive, but not cute.
Alison: Why not?
Grandmother: Cute is short and petite.
Alison: Aren't I short and petite?
Grandmother: No.
Alison: What am I then?
Grandmother: I'd say average.

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