MeandMarj: How am I?

Alison: How are you?
Grandmother: How am I?
Alison: Yes, how are you?
Grandmother: I'm alright...for an old lady.
Alison: You aren't that old.
Grandmother: I'm pretty old.
Alison: How old are you?
Grandmother: I don't know 89...90.
Alison: Nope...keep trying.
Grandmother: Well, I was born in 1920.
Alison: Okay, what year is it?
Grandmother: I don't know.
Alison: You have the newspaper right there.
Grandmother: July 26, 2012.
Alison: Okay, so how old are you?
Grandmother: I'm 96.
Alison: Oh, Grandmother, you aren't that old.
Grandmother: 95?
Alison: No.
Grandmother: 94?
Alison: No.
Grandmother: 93?
Alison: No.
Grandmother: I give up.
Alison: You were so close - 92!
Grandmother: Well, I was close!