Alison: Grandmother, can you believe it? Louise is going to Portland!
Grandmother: For how long?
Alison: Five years!
Grandmother: Oh no! That's terrible! That's half way across..the world! She'll probably marry some Portlandite and never come back!
Alison: Don't worry, Grandmother, I'll never get married and live with you forever!
Grandmother: That's great! Marriage is stupid, anyways.
Alison: Really? Why?
Grandmother: It just is!
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