MeandMarj: I thought it was today!

Alison: Tomorrow is your birthday!
Grandmother: Really? I thought it was today!

MeandMarj: Gee! That's neat!

Dad: Are you ready for your birthday?
Grandmother: Nope.
Dad: Well, at 12:01 am, you'll be 93, whether you are ready or not.
Grandmother: 93? Gee! That's neat!

MeandMarj: Ice Cream?

Alison: I have desert for you!
Grandmother: Ice Cream?
Alison: No...
Grandmother: Aw, heck!

MeandMarj: What are you going to do? Give me a Rolls Royce?

Alison: Are you excited for your birthday on Sunday?
Grandmother: Naw, I haven't even thought of it.
Alison: I'm excited!
Grandmother? You are? What are you going to do? Give me a Rolls Royce?
Alison: Whoa! Grandmother, you have quite high expectations!

MeandMarj: Why don't you get dressed?

Grandmother (in her robe): Why don't you get dressed? 
Alison: Why don't you get dressed?
Grandmother: Why don't you get dressed?
Alison: Why don't you get dressed?
Grandmother: That's a good idea.
Alison: Let's go! Come on!
Grandmother: Why don't you get dressed?

MeandMarj: Oh gosh!

Alison: I leave tomorrow.
Grandmother: What's tomorrow?
Alison: Tuesday.
Grandmother: When do you come back?
Alison: Friday morning.
Grandmother: Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday - Oh Gosh! That's a long time!

MeandMarj: People would think that was crazy!

Alison: Grandmother, are you awake?
Grandmother: Uh...sorta.
Alison: Well, I'm home and I had a great night with my friend, Lindsay, and you know what she said?
Grandmother: What?
Alison: Is Grandmother going to be a bridesmaid? Will you be a bridesmaid?
Grandmother: Hahaha, no!
Alison: Why not?
Grandmother: People would think that was crazy!
Alison: So? Come on! It will be fun!
Grandmother: Go to bed!