MeandMarj: That should feed 10 people!

Grandmother: I want to pay for dinner! Here is $20.
Alison: Oh, Grandmother, thank you but that isn't exactly enough.
Grandmother: What!?! That should feed 10 people!

MeandMarj: Well, someone's gotta do it!

Grandmother: Now, you eat that half of chocolate.
Alison: But I already had one piece! You are trying to fatten me up!
Grandmother: Well, someone's gotta do it!

MeandMarj: Oh, okay!

Grandmother: Hand me that knife.
Alison: I don't think this knife will cut that thick piece of chocolate. Let me get another one and cut it.
Grandmother: Hey! One's bigger than the other.
Alison: You get the bigger one.
Grandmother: oh okay!

MeandMarj: I will!

Alison: Grandmother, don't forget to brush your teeth.
Grandmother: I will.
Alison: You mean, you won't?
Grandmother: I will forget!

MeandMarj: I'd sue 'em!

Alison: I'm home!
Grandmother: I'd sue 'em!
Alison: What do you mean?
Grandmother: I'd sue those people you work for! Making you work this late!
Alison: It's only 8. I had work to do. You wouldn't stop making your bed if you were in the middle of it, would you?
Grandmother: Yes, I would!

MeandMarj: Then I'm a triple, triple, triple old witch!

Alison: Tory, so Grandmother flips open the visor and looks in the mirror and goes, "I look like an old witch!"
Grandmother: If you look like an old witch, then I'm a triple, triple, triple old witch!

MeandMarj: I'm trying to read the front of your shirt!

Alison: Can you hear the music?
Grandmother: I'm trying to read the front of your shirt!