MeandMarj: I'd sue 'em!

Alison: I'm home!
Grandmother: I'd sue 'em!
Alison: What do you mean?
Grandmother: I'd sue those people you work for! Making you work this late!
Alison: It's only 8. I had work to do. You wouldn't stop making your bed if you were in the middle of it, would you?
Grandmother: Yes, I would!

MeandMarj: Then I'm a triple, triple, triple old witch!

Alison: Tory, so Grandmother flips open the visor and looks in the mirror and goes, "I look like an old witch!"
Grandmother: If you look like an old witch, then I'm a triple, triple, triple old witch!

MeandMarj: I'm trying to read the front of your shirt!

Alison: Can you hear the music?
Grandmother: I'm trying to read the front of your shirt!

MeandMarj: My two front teeth!

Alison: What would you like for Christmas?
Grandmother: My two front teeth!

MeandMarj: I look like an old witch!

Grandmother: I look like an old witch!
Alison: No, you don't!
Grandmother: Yes, I do!

MeandMarj: I don't care if they are the Orangeskins!

Grandmother: Is anybody watching this football?
Dad: Mom, it's the Redskins!
Grandmother: I don't care if they are the Orangeskins...Blueskins...Whateverskins...

MeandMarj: Turkey?

Alison: Better save room for dessert.
Grandmother: What's for dessert?
Alison: Guess.
Grandmother: Ice Cream!
Alison: Okay, but what would we have for dessert on Thanksgiving?
Grandmother: Turkey?
Alison: For dessert?
Grandmother: Mmmm.
Alison: Pumpkin Pie!
Grandmother: Oh yeah...I forgot...