Grandmother: It better be a good one
Alison: I think you will like it - it's in the kitchen. Is that a good present?
Grandmother: This cookie? Oh, boy!
Saturday, July 28, 2012
Friday, July 27, 2012
MeandMarj: Damn it!!
Grandmother trying to button her robe even though it doesn't fit...
Grandmother: Damn it!
Alison: Will you ever let me buy you a new robe?
Grandmother: Never!
Alison: Will you stop it?
Grandmother: It won't stay buttoned!
Alison: It's because it doesn't fit! You need to either buy a new one or stop eating ice cream!
MeandMarj: You are wearing that to work?
Grandmother: You are wearing that to work?
Alison: Yes, it's Friday - I can wear jeans to work.
Alison: Yes, it's Friday - I can wear jeans to work.
MeandMarj: How do I get ready for the Olympics?
Alison: Okay, Grandmother, here is your to do list today:
1. Get dressed.
2. Fold rags.
3. Get ready for the Olympics.
Grandmother: I don't get it.
Alison: You don't get what?
Grandmother: How do I get ready for the Olympics?
Alison: You summon your American pride and get excited!
1. Get dressed.
2. Fold rags.
3. Get ready for the Olympics.
Grandmother: I don't get it.
Alison: You don't get what?
Grandmother: How do I get ready for the Olympics?
Alison: You summon your American pride and get excited!
Thursday, July 26, 2012
MeandMarj: When do you want to go to bed?
Grandmother: When do you want to go to bed?
Alison: When do you want to go to bed?
Grandmother: I asked you first.
Alison: When do you want to go to bed?
Grandmother: I asked you first.
MeandMarj: How am I?
Alison: How are you?
Grandmother: How am I?
Alison: Yes, how are you?
Grandmother: I'm alright...for an old lady.
Alison: You aren't that old.
Grandmother: I'm pretty old.
Alison: How old are you?
Grandmother: I don't know 89...90.
Alison: Nope...keep trying.
Grandmother: Well, I was born in 1920.
Alison: Okay, what year is it?
Grandmother: I don't know.
Alison: You have the newspaper right there.
Grandmother: July 26, 2012.
Alison: Okay, so how old are you?
Grandmother: I'm 96.
Alison: Oh, Grandmother, you aren't that old.
Grandmother: 95?
Alison: No.
Grandmother: 94?
Alison: No.
Grandmother: 93?
Alison: No.
Grandmother: I give up.
Alison: You were so close - 92!
Grandmother: Well, I was close!
Grandmother: How am I?
Alison: Yes, how are you?
Grandmother: I'm alright...for an old lady.
Alison: You aren't that old.
Grandmother: I'm pretty old.
Alison: How old are you?
Grandmother: I don't know 89...90.
Alison: Nope...keep trying.
Grandmother: Well, I was born in 1920.
Alison: Okay, what year is it?
Grandmother: I don't know.
Alison: You have the newspaper right there.
Grandmother: July 26, 2012.
Alison: Okay, so how old are you?
Grandmother: I'm 96.
Alison: Oh, Grandmother, you aren't that old.
Grandmother: 95?
Alison: No.
Grandmother: 94?
Alison: No.
Grandmother: 93?
Alison: No.
Grandmother: I give up.
Alison: You were so close - 92!
Grandmother: Well, I was close!
Tuesday, July 24, 2012
MeandMarj: I don't like it either!
Alison: I don't like my outfit today.
Grandmother: Is that brown and black?
Alison: Yes.
Grandmother: I don't like it either!
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