MeandMarj: And you didn't bring me my sticky bun?

Grandmother: So, you said you went to the market this morning?
Alison: Yes, we did.
Grandmother: And you didn't bring me my sticky bun?
Alison: Wait...wait...what do we have here?
Grandmother: Yay! You did bring me my sticky bun!

MeandMarj: That's too bad...

Alison: Grandmother, I'm dying!
Grandmother: That's too bad....
Alison: It's nearly 100' out and I just ran 5 miles....
Grandmother: Why did you do that?
Alison: To stay in shape...if you don't work out for two days you start to lose fitness.
Grandmother: That's too bad...

MeandMarj: I'm not completely helpless!

Alison: Come here, let me undo that button.
Grandmother: I'm not completely helpless!
Alison: Okay.
Grandmother: Damn it - come off, you stupid skirt!
Alison: Here, let me help you.
Grandmother: Okay.

MeandMarj: Go...Stop...Go

Driving around town and we come to our first green light...
Grandmother: Go!
The next red light...
Grandmother: Stop!
And so forth....and so forth....

MeandMarj: Who took the bite out of that apple?

Grandmother:Who took the bite out of that apple?
Dad: Steve Jobs.

MeandMarj: Why doesn't it learn?

Alison: Something smells like its burning.
Grandmother: I burned the toast.
Alison: Grandmother, this toaster doesn't work anymore! It burned because it doesn't know when to pop up anymore.
Grandmother: Why doesn't it learn?

MeandMarj: Is this all chocolate?

Grandmother: Is this all chocolate?
Alison: Yes, you have two scoops of chocolate ice cream.
Grandmother: I want vanilla!
Alison: Okay, here is some vanilla. Are you full?
Grandmother: I guess so.