MeandMarj: Gosh, that's old!

Grandmother: You have to sign my guestbook! 
Alison: But, Grandmother, I live here!
Grandmother: This book is so old, it's falling apart. 
Alison: Let's see, the first entry - October 4, 1960. 
Grandmother: And what year is it?
Alison: 2012. 
Grandmother: Gosh, that's old!

MeandMarj: What is that awful looking stuff?

Grandmother: What is that awful looking stuff?
Alison: Its coffee!!!! It's delicious!
Grandmother: Ugh - how do you drink it?
Alison: Actually, I didn't like it until I lived in Paris.
Grandmother: Well, I lived in Paris and I still don't like coffee!

MeandMarj: Now, that was a dream!

Alison: Good Morning!
Grandmother: Where are you going?
Alison: I just got back from my run.
Grandmother: It's 7:30...already?
Alison: Yes, how did you sleep last night?
Grandmother: I don't know, I was asleep.
Alison: I had a dream you were running with me.
Grandmother: Now, that was a dream!

MeandMarj: Crooked as a dog's tail!

Grandmother: Don't you believe in a straight part? Your part is as crooked as a dog's tail! 
Alison: All dogs' tails are crooked?
Grandmother: Some are!

MeandMarj: I thought it was love!

Grandmother: What are you reading?



Alison: Mountains Beyond Mountains. "Mountains Beyond Mountains: The Quest of Dr. Paul Farmer, A Man Who Would Cure the World is a non-fiction, biographical work by American writer Tracy Kidder. The story traces the life of physician and anthropologist Paul Farmer. The book was a New York Times Notable Book for 2003." This one scene describes the generosity of a donor. I guess money really makes the world go 'round!
Grandmother: I thought it was love!
Alison: Aw, that's so nice!
Grandmother: I think so, too!

MeandMarj: I'll eat whatever you put in front of me.

Grandmother: Where is your father?
Alison: He is at dinner with his friends. What would you like for dinner?
Grandmother: I'll eat whatever you put in front of me.

MeandMarj: Anyone down there?

Grandmother: Anyone down there?
Alison: Yes! I'm here!
Grandmother: What are you doing?
Alison: Getting ready for work. It's Tuesday. I have to go to work. But I get paid on Thursday.
Grandmother: Is this your first paycheck?
Alison: Haha - no. I have been there for 10 months already.
Grandmother: That's impossible!