Tuesday, February 21, 2012

MeandMarj: Pet Duck!

Grandmother: The pet duck!
   



MeandMarj: I'm sorry we had words this morning.

Alison: Time to get dressed!
Grandmother: I don't want to.
Alison: Grandmother! It's Tuesday and you've been in your robe for three days!!!!!!
Grandmother: I don't care and I'm not going to. I'll do it when I want to and don't tell me what to do!!!!! You annoy me!
Alison: That's not true and if it wasn't for me, you wouldn't have new groceries; the trash wouldn't have been taken out and the recycling wouldn't have been taken to the recycling. I have to go to work.

Calling Grandmother on the way to work

Alison: Grandmother, how are you?
Grandmother: Fine.
Alison: Well the furnace repair man is coming this morning. Please get dressed!
Grandmother: I'm eating my breakfast.
Alison: Okay, well, afterwards.
Grandmother: Okay. I'm sorry we had words this morning.
Alison: Grandmother, it's because I love you and I want you to be healthy.
Grandmother: Okay, have a nice day.

MeandMarj: Don't say that!

Alison: I'm such an idiot!
Grandmother: Don't say that!
Alison: Why?
Grandmother: Because you are not an idiot!
Alison: But I drove over a curb and now I have a flat tire.
Grandmother: But I've never heard of you complain about this before.
Alison: Well, that's true and I'm grateful to have a car...
Grandmother: See! It's really not that bad...
Alison: That's true!

Thank you for putting everything in perspective

MeandMarj: I'm still here!

Alison: Good Morning! How are are you?
Grandmother: I'm still here!

Monday, February 20, 2012

MeandMarj: Poor old George Washington would be rolling over in his grave!

Grandmother: Is that music or just noise?
Alison: Noise.
Grandmother: Poor old George Washington would be rolling over in his grave!

MeandMarj: Look! We are being serenaded!

Grandmother: Come here to the window. Look! We are being serenaded!

Thursday, February 16, 2012

MeandMarj: Have you seen these pictures of Alison and Louise?

Grandmother: Have you seen these pictures of Alison and Louise?
Alison: Yes! That's me.
Grandmother: That's what I said...Alison and Louise.