Tuesday, December 27, 2011

MeandMarj: All the animals...

Alison: Grandmother, how is the rabbit?
Grandmother: All the animals are just fine!

Monday, December 26, 2011

Meandmarj: Do you have a key?

Alison: Okay, I'm back to DC to get it all ready for your arrival!
Grandmother: Do you know where to go?
Alison: Yes, Grandmother! I live there!
Grandmother: Do you have a key?
Alison: Yes! I live there :)

Meandmarj: A pet rat?

After a weekend at Grandmother's with her pet rabbit, Louise tests Grandmother's memory...

Louise: Grandmother, what type of pet do I have?
Grandmother: A pet mouse?
Louise: No, a little bigger.
Grandmother: A pet rat?
Louise: A pet rat!?! No! But it does start with an "r"!
Grandmother: A rabbit?

MeandMarj: How old do you feel?

Louise: Grandmother, how old do you feel?
Grandmother: About 200!

Sunday, December 25, 2011

MeandMarj: Who's boob business is this?

In New Orleans for Christmas, in the hotel room, and a bra is on the chair...

Grandmother: Who's boob business is this?

Thursday, December 22, 2011

MeandMarj: What does the "A" stand for?

Alison: Look at these nice mugs! Aren't they great? Steve's brother and sister-in-law gave them to me for Christmas!
Grandmother: What does the "A" stand for?
Alison: What do you think?
Grandmother: Hmmmm...Anne!
Alison: Your middle name? Anything else?
Grandmother: Alison?
Alison: Perfect! One for you and one for me :)

Meandmarj: I'm still here!

Alison: Grandmother, how are you?
Grandmother: I'm still here!