MeandMarj: That won't do.

Alison: Grandmother, why don't you come visit me in Cleveland?
Grandmother: I don't know how to get there.
Alison: I bet Freddy will drive you.
Grandmother: Freddy...will you drive me to Cleveland?
Freddy: Yeah, I'll drive you to Cleveland, you can live with Alison.
Grandmother: Yeah, I can live with you Alison!
Alison: That sounds great. The only thing is we don't have a fireplace and we have one bedroom.
Grandmother: Well, that won't do.
Alison: Okay, I'll let you know when we have more space.
Grandmother: Let me know when you have a bigger apartment.

MeandMarj: Yeah! I'm livin' the life!

Alison: What did you have for dinner?
Grandmother: I don't know, but it was good.
Alison: What about dessert?
Grandmother: I'm having my 2nd bowl of ice cream!
Alison: Second bowl of ice cream? Why?
Grandmother: Because I wanted it.
Alison: You are really livin' the life...
Grandmother: Yeah! I'm livin' the life!

MeandMarj: Yeah! Shut him up!

Steve: Grandmother, you look beautiful tonight!
Grandmother: Yeah.
Steve: You are a great grandmother.
Grandmother: Uh huh.
Steve: You really are great.
Alison: Oh wow, Steve.
Grandmother: Yeah! Shut him up! 

MeandMarj: They were good!

Alison: Grandmother, how was your sticky bun this morning?
Grandmother: They were good!
Alison: They? You had more than one?
Grandmother: 'Fraid so
Alison: Well, at least you are honest.

MeandMarj: With the tall man?

Alison: Twenty-seven days until Thanksgiving!
Grandmother: You are coming here, I hope.
Alison: Yes ma'am.
Grandmother: With the tall man?
Alison: Just me.
Grandmother: Oh.

MeandMarj: Well, if you ever need a place to live...

Alison: The thought of buying a house is scary!
Grandmother: Well, if you ever need a place to live, there are plenty of bedrooms here!

MeandMarj: Don't forget!

Grandmother: When are you coming this way again?
Alison: November 17th.
Grandmother: Okay, don't forget!