MeandMarj: Wouldn't it be great if George Washington showed up?

Grandmother: I love this town! Can you believe people have been coming to this farmers' market for over 200 years?
Alison: Crazy!
Grandmother: Wouldn't it be great if George Washington showed up?

MeandMarj: Your kneecaps are weird looking!

Grandmother: Your knee caps are weird looking!
Alison: Oh? Why?
Grandmother: I don't know why. They just are, especially that one!

MeandMarj: It's beautiful!

Grandmother: Your pie is beautiful!
Alison: Thanks grandmother! I would have never guessed you would have said that!
Grandmother: Well, the apples aren't done... It would have been perfect if you left it in a little longer.

MeandMarj: You don't even know how to cut an apple!

Alison: I'm going to the store to get apples for an apple pie.
Grandmother: Why are you going to make an apple pie?
Alison: Because it's the 4th of July!

Grandmother: Those are the wrong kind of apples.
Alison: Okay. Well, we will see how it tastes.
Grandmother: You don't even know how to cut an apple!
Alison: Okay, then you do it.
Grandmother: These are eating apples, not cooking apples.

MeandMarj: Ms. Tappy

Grandmother: How do you dance to that music?
Alison: Oh, Grandmother.
Grandmother: I learned to dance in Bremerton, Washington and our teacher was named Ms. Tappy.

MeandMarj: That sofa looks brand new!

Grandmother: That sofa looks brand new! And I've had it for a 100 years.
Alison: You take such wonderful care of your things.
Grandmother: I know!

MeandMarj: You might find someone you like better than the one you have!

Grandmother: I'm sorry I don't have any gentlemen friends to introduce you to.
Alison: But Grandmother, I'm engaged.
Grandmother: What difference does that make? You might find someone you like better than the one you have!