Tuesday, June 12, 2012

MeandMarj: I'm slow, but sure!

Dad: Okay, I'm headed home.
Grandmother: Wait for me!
Dad: I'm leaving...
Grandmother: Wait, I'm coming...I'm slow, but sure!

MeandMarj: But I thought you went down!

Alison: Grandmother, do you want to go to bed?
Grandmother: Yes.
Alison: Okay, let's go up.
Grandmother: But..I thought you went down?
Alison: I do, but I can still take you up first.
Grandmother: Okay.

MeandMarj: You always do that for me, like I can't do it myself!

Alison: Good morning! Time to get up! Want to shower?
Grandmother: No, I just don't feel like it.
Alison: Okay, well, let's brush your teeth...come on!
As I hand Grandmother her toothbrush with toothpaste...
Grandmother: You always do that for me, like I can't do it myself!
Alison: Well, I just don't want you to get up first thing in the morning and be so excited to see me you jump right out of bed to come downstairs and forget to brush your teeth!
Grandmother: Okay...

Friday, June 8, 2012

MeandMarj: I go to work everyday!

Grandmother: Do you have to go to work today?
Alison: I do. It's Friday. Do you have to go to work today?
Grandmother: I go to work everyday!

Thursday, June 7, 2012

MeandMarj: You haven't had your ice cream!

Alison: What's wrong?
Grandmother: I don't feel well.
Alison: I know! You haven't had your ice cream!
Grandmother's face lightens up!
Grandmother: That's it!

MeandMarj: What time is it?

Alison: Good morning! Rise and Shine! Give God your Glory, Glory!
Grandmother: What time is it?
Alison: It's 7:30.
Grandmother: It's too early.
Alison: All you have to do is get up for an hour, and then you can go back to sleep the rest of the day. I have to go to work so if you get up now, we can have breakfast together
Grandmother: What day is it?
Alison: Wednesday.
Grandmother: It's not Saturday?
Alison: No, unfortunately not. Time to get up!
Two minutes later...
Grandmother: What time is it?
Alison: 8. 
Grandmother: Okay.

MeandMarj: Is there anywhere you want to go before you die?

Alison: Is there anywhere you want to go before you die?
Grandmother: Lots of places.
Alison: Where?
Grandmother: I don't know.
Alison: Well, how can we plan a trip if you don't know where?
Grandmother: I don't know.