MeandMarj: Aw, shut up!

Alison: Let's go shower!
Grandmother: Aw, shut up!

MeandMarj: I've never run a 1k!

Alison: Have you ever run a 5k?
Grandmother: I've never run a 1k!

MeandMarj: Aw, heck!

Alison: Grandmother, there is no ice cream in the freezer.
Grandmother: Yes, there is.
Alison: No really, there is nothing in the freezer!
Grandmother: Aw, heck!

MeandMarj: It's cold as blue blazes!

Grandmother: Anyone up down there?
Alison: Yes...I'm getting there.
Grandmother: It's cold as blue blazes! You don't have to work today?
Alison: Tomorrow, I don't have to work.
Grandmother: Oh, darn.
Alison: Get excited for tomorrow!

MeandMarj: You chose to do that instead of getting married!

Alison: Why do I have to go to work?
Grandmother: Because you chose to do that instead of getting married!
Alison: Well, no one wants to marry me.
Grandmother: That's too bad.

MeandMarj: Is it?

Alison: Good Morning! How did you sleep last night?
Grandmother: I don't know - I was asleep. What would you like for breakfast?
Alison: Oatmeal, and here are your cornflakes! Isn't it just great having breakfast together!?!
Grandmother: Is it?

MeandMarj: You certainly don't LOOK undernourished!

Steve: We need to get some breakfast - I'm feeling undernourished.
Grandmother: You certainly don't LOOK undernourished!