MeandMarj: One of the animals...

Alison: What are you cleaning up?
Grandmother: Oh, the broken glass.
Alison: What happened?
Grandmother: One of the animals did it.
Alison: How did one of the animals do it?
Grandmother: I don't know.

MeandMarj: You look like a girl!

Wearing a navy / grey J.Crew jumper dress over a white button down...

Grandmother: You look like a girl!
Alison: Thanks! I'm glad I don't look like an old maid!
Grandmother: You look like a school girl.
Alison: Well, I'd rather look young than old!

MeandMarj: Party at Grandmother's!

Grandmother: You know, you can have people over here! This is your house too!
Alison: Okay, thanks! Party at Grandmother's!

MeandMarj: Great service at this hotel!

Alison: Grandmother, is there anything else I can get you?
Grandmother: A glass of ice cold water. 
Alison: Okay. You start heading upstairs and I'll meet you there with water.
Grandmother: That's the service I like! Great service at this hotel!

MeandMarj: An old hag!

Looking at Christmas photos from 2011...

Alison: Grandmother, who's that?
Grandmother: You.

I point to Louise...

Alison: Who's that?
Grandmother: You.

I point to Grandmother...

Alison: Who's that? 
Grandmother: An old hag!

MeandMarjandLouise: Blog material!

Blog material...

Alison: Grandmother, what do I do? I'm going to lunch with a boy that I really like but he doesn't care about me at all. He's terrible!
Grandma: Well... you get a free lunch!

MeandMarj: What? Me worry?

Louise and I get ready to spend the night at Grandmother's...

Grandmother: Does everyone know where they are going to sleep?
Alison: Yes, Grandmother, don't worry about a thing!
Grandmother: What? Me worry?