MeandMarj: There's nothing wrong with the French!

Alison: Should I have a glass of wine with lunch?
Grandmother: You should celebrate!
Alison: Well, the French have wine at lunch...
Grandmother: And there's nothing wrong with the French!

MeandMarj: Don't forget to turn that thing off!

Grandmother: Goodnight!
Alison: Goodnight, sleep well!
Grandmother: Don't forget to turn that thing off!
Alison: Okay!

MeandMarj: Yeah, but I need two of them!

Grandmother: See? This lampshade is ruined because of the heat.
Alison: Well, I'll get you one for Christmas!
Grandmother: Yeah, but I need two of them!
Alison: Okay, I'll get you two.
Grandmother: But they're expensive!

MeandMarj: I don't think so!

Alison: Which painting do you like best?

Grandmother: I like the bottles...
Alison: Oh, the wine bottles! Do you want to keep it?
Grandmother: I don't know what I would do with it.
Alison: You could put it above the sofa instead of this painting....

Grandmother: I don't think so!

MeandMarj: Grass is cheaper!

Alison: Hey!
Grandmother: Grass is cheaper!
Alison: What?
Grandmother: You said, "hay", but grass is cheaper!

MeandMarj: It blows my brains out!

Grandmother: Let's go to the pro shop and see what they have!
Alison: You want golf supplies? I'll show you golf supplies....

I show Grandmother the internet site, tgw.com (The Golf Warehouse)

Grandmother: Well, what about a book?
Alison: You want books? Amazon.com.
Grandmother: Clothes?
Alison: Talbots.com! See, Grandmother, you can buy anything you want online! Isn't online shopping great? We can sit right in your living room and order everything we need online!
Grandmother: It blows my brains out!

MeandMarj: I don't want it to die on my watch!

Alison: Uh oh, my computer is about to die.
Grandmother: How do you know?
Alison: Do you see the blinking battery light in the lower right hand corner?
Grandmother: Oh yes, better not let it die! I don't want it to die on my watch!