MeandMarj: Well, thats no fun!

Laying in Grandmother's bed, watching the game...

Alison: Are you watching this?
Grandmother: No, but don't you want to?
Alison: Yes, but I can go downstairs and watch it.
Grandmother: Well, that's no fun!

MeandMarj: All right, I'm coming! Shut up!

The phone is ringing and Grandmother is rushing to the kitchen....

Grandmother: All right, I'm coming! Shut up!

MeandMarj: I like it cut in half-cross ways.

Alison: How about a grilled cheese sandwich?
Grandmother: That sounds good.
Alison: Here you go!
Grandmother: I like my sandwiches cut in half-cross ways, too.
Alison: Okay, here you go...how's this?
Grandmother: Perfect. This kitchen has good service.
Alison: Anything else I can get you?
Grandmother: No, this is great.
Alison: How about a glass of milk?
Grandmother: Yes, please.
Alison: How's your lunch?
Grandmother: Perfect!

MeandMarj: What on earth happened to this?

This note was waiting for me when I got home...I made the bread this morning....

MeandMarj: I thought that's what the morning was for!

Grandmother: Can I go up now?
Alison: But Grandmother, I just got home, won't you sit with me for a little bit?
Grandmother: But it's 10 after 8. It's past my bedtime!
Alison: But Grandmother, this is special time!
Grandmother: I thought that's what the morning was for!

MeandMarj: I don't know what happened to those rolls!

On the phone...
Grandmother: Hello?
Alison: Good Morning! It's Alison, I'm calling from the basement. Want to meet me in the kitchen for breakfast?
Grandmother: I guess so, since I'm already awake.
Alison: Great! See you there!

From the top of the stairs...
Grandmother: Are you down there?
Alison: Yes, I'm on my way up. Did you eat a roll?
Grandmother: I tried to, but I don't know what happened to those rolls!
Alison: Let me try one.
Grandmother: That's the one I was eating!
Alison: But you just said you couldn't eat it. It's alright....
Grandmother: What are you going to do with them?
Alison: Take them to the potluck.
Grandmother: Oh no! You can't do that!
Alison: What can I do with them? Give them to the homeless person on the street?
Grandmother: That would be an insult!
Alison: Well, I'm taking them with me and I'll get rid of them.
Grandmother: What are you going to do? Throw them out of your window along the way?
Alison: Ha! Maybe just that!
Grandmother: I never learned to cook. I just watched the cooks and learned. See, Dora used to take three bunches of the dough and bake the rolls so when they were done, you could pull them apart. These don't look like Dora's rolls!

MeandMarj: I guess so, I was asleep.

Alison: Good Morning! Did you sleep well?
Grandmother: I guess so, I was asleep. Did you?
Alison: I slept really well, except I woke up at 2:30 and thought it was time to get up! But then, I realized I had 2 more hours so then I slept until 4:40 and got up for my run. We ran across the Wilson bridge.
Grandmother: Oh, that's terrible!
Alison: Why?
Grandmother: It just is!