MeandMarj: I don't know why all these gals want to get married!

Grandmother: What are you doing now?
Alison: Researching destinations for my friend's bachelorette party.
Grandmother: I don't know why all these gals want to get married!
Alison: I don't know either! Why did you get married?
Grandmother: I don't know.

MeandMarj: I don't want to see her!

Alison: I think we should get your hair done today. Lee wants to see you.
Grandmother: Well, I don't want to see her!
Alison: Can I wash your hair?
Grandmother: No!

MeandMarj: I'm still here!

Alison: Good morning. How are you?
Grandmother: I'm fine. I guess...I'm still here!

MeandMarj: Anybody down there?

Grandmother: Anybody down there?
Alison: Good morning!
Grandmother: Get up!

MeandMarj: Somebody always puts this on my toothbrush!

Alison: Ready?
Grandmother: Okay, I'll wash my face now.
Alison: Sounds good!

After I've put toothpaste on Grandmother's toothbrush, and we walk into the bathroom...

Grandmother: Somebody always puts this on my toothbrush!
Alison: Who do you think that is?
Grandmother: I have no idea...

MeandMarj: I DON'T THINK SO!

Alison: Good morning! Oh you are getting dressed already? I think it would be a good idea to shower
Grandmother: I DON'T THINK SO!

MeandMarj: Erectile dysfunction?

Cialis commercial on TV...

Alison: Grandmother, do you know what erectile dysfunction is?
Grandmother: Erectile dysfunction?
Alison: Can you believe there is an advertisement on TV for erectile dysfunction? Did you have these ads on TV when you were growing up?
Grandmother: TV? We didn't have a TV. We had a radio.