MeandMarj: Stop coughing and go to bed!

Grandmother: Stop coughing and go to bed!
Alison: I am going to bed, but I don't think that will stop my coughing. I bought some NyQuil.
Grandmother: Well, good.
Alison: Ugh, it tastes awful!
Grandmother: Well, there's nothing I can do about that. Ask the doctor to whip something up that tastes good, and make millions!

MeandMarj: Your thing was blinking!

Grandmother: That thing was blinking and all the lights were going off - I didn't know what to do!
Alison: I'm sure its fine. Do you want me to teach you how to use it?
Grandmother: What for? What good would that do?

MeandMarj: I miss all my critters!

Grandmother: I miss all my critters!
Alison: Hahaha, really?
Grandmother: Yes! Don't you? I miss pussy cat.
Alison: Cat?
Grandmother: I mean the rabbit, Beatrice.

MeandMarj: John Paul Jones is dreamy!

Grandmother: Isn't John Paul Jones handsome?
Alison: Very!
Grandmother: Do you think all midshipmen look like him? hahahah I don't think so!

MeandMarj: No comment?

Alison: Grandmother, what do you want to do today?
Grandmother: Nothing.
Alison: You don't want to spend time with meee?
Silence...
Alison: No comment?
Grandmother: Nope.

MeandMarj: That's not my fault!

Alison: Come on, Grandmother lets go buy the supplies we need to re-guild that mirror.
Grandmother: I don't know...
Alison: Come on! It will be fun, Grandmother-Granddaughter bonding time. I don't see enough of you.
Grandmother: Well, that's not my fault!

MeandMarj: You, in six words.

Alison: Let's describe your life in six words.
Grandmother: I want to guild that mirror.
Alison: There you go! Six words!
Grandmother: Well, now I'm going to go to bed.