Friday, May 2, 2014

MeandMarj: You can't fit marriage in a nutshell.

Alison: Tell us about marriage in a nutshell!
Grandmother: You can't fit marriage in a nutshell.

Thursday, January 2, 2014

MeandMarj: That won't do.

Alison: Grandmother, why don't you come visit me in Cleveland?
Grandmother: I don't know how to get there.
Alison: I bet Freddy will drive you.
Grandmother: Freddy...will you drive me to Cleveland?
Freddy: Yeah, I'll drive you to Cleveland, you can live with Alison.
Grandmother: Yeah, I can live with you Alison!
Alison: That sounds great. The only thing is we don't have a fireplace and we have one bedroom.
Grandmother: Well, that won't do.
Alison: Okay, I'll let you know when we have more space.
Grandmother: Let me know when you have a bigger apartment.

MeandMarj: Yeah! I'm livin' the life!

Alison: What did you have for dinner?
Grandmother: I don't know, but it was good.
Alison: What about dessert?
Grandmother: I'm having my 2nd bowl of ice cream!
Alison: Second bowl of ice cream? Why?
Grandmother: Because I wanted it.
Alison: You are really livin' the life...
Grandmother: Yeah! I'm livin' the life!