MeandMarj: Qu'est que c'est?

Alison: Grandmother, do you want to run the Turkey Trot with me on Thanksgiving?
Grandmother: Qu'est que c'est?
Alison: A 5-mile race.
Grandmother: You can count me out!

Meandmarj: I'm old and decrepit.

Alison: Keep moving.
Grandmother: But I'm old and decrepit.
Alison: Why are you old and decrepit?
Grandmother: 'Cause I am.

MeandMarj: I always love coming home.

Alison: Are you happy to be home?
Grandmother: I always love coming home. I love my house and everything in it!

Meandmarj: Fun, my eye!

Alison: Grandmother, I ran 10.5 this morning and Steve ran 14.
Grandmother: What is wrong with you people?
Alison: What do you mean?
Grandmother: Why do you do such crazy things?
Alison: It's fun.
Grandmother: Fun, my eye!
Alison: What does that mean?
Grandmother: I don't know.