MeandMarj: That's terrible!

Grandmother: How much do you pay for a haircut?
Dad: I don't know...$12 or $14.
Grandmother: Oh no! That's terrible!

MeandMarj: You are wearing that!?!

Grandmother: Where are we going?
Alison: To the club for lunch.
Grandmother: You are wearing THAT to the club!?!

MeandMarj: Lots of ducks and other animals...

Alison: Old McDonald had a farm, e i e i o.
Grandmother: And on that farm he had a...
Alison: What did he have on that farm?
Grandmother: Lots of ducks and other animals!

MeandMarj: I was expecting Steve.

Grandmother: Thank you for coming to get me.
Alison: Of course, why wouldn't I?
Grandmother: I was expecting Steve.
Alison: I'm sorry to disappoint you.
Grandmother: It's okay.

MeandMarj: You mean, "old hag!"

Steve: How are you doing, little lady?
Grandmother: You mean, "old hag!"