MeandMarj: I don't ever need anything!

Grandmother: Georgetown used to have nice shops.
Alison: They don't anymore?
Grandmother: I don't know, I haven't been there in so long.
Alison: Do you want to go there?
Grandmother: No, I hate shopping. I despise it!
Alison: Wow, those are strong words - what if you need something?
Grandmother: I don't ever need anything!

Meandmarj: They look like something from Pittsburgh!

Grandmother: Where did you get those shoes?
Alison: A running store in Pittsburgh.
Grandmother: They look like something from Pittsburgh!

MeandMarj: Goodness gracious!

Alison: Grandmother, what should I wear today?
Grandmother: You already have something on.
Alison: But this is my running outfit.
Grandmother: It's pretty awful. What is that orange and hot pink?
Alison: Yeah!
Grandmother: Goodness gracious!

MeandMarj: You don't want to go to Ohio!

Alison: Going to Ohio.
Grandmother: You don't want to go to Ohio!
Alison: Why don't I want to go to Ohio?
Grandmother: I don't know.
Alison: Why did you say that?
Grandmother: I just don't like the name of it...O Hi O.

MeandMarj: Yeah, get it over with!

Alison: Grandmother, should I go to church at 7:45 or 10:30 tomorrow morning? I think 7:45.
Grandmother: Yeah, get it over with!

MeandMarj: Wouldn't it be great if George Washington showed up?

Grandmother: I love this town! Can you believe people have been coming to this farmers' market for over 200 years?
Alison: Crazy!
Grandmother: Wouldn't it be great if George Washington showed up?

MeandMarj: Your kneecaps are weird looking!

Grandmother: Your knee caps are weird looking!
Alison: Oh? Why?
Grandmother: I don't know why. They just are, especially that one!

MeandMarj: It's beautiful!

Grandmother: Your pie is beautiful!
Alison: Thanks grandmother! I would have never guessed you would have said that!
Grandmother: Well, the apples aren't done... It would have been perfect if you left it in a little longer.

MeandMarj: You don't even know how to cut an apple!

Alison: I'm going to the store to get apples for an apple pie.
Grandmother: Why are you going to make an apple pie?
Alison: Because it's the 4th of July!

Grandmother: Those are the wrong kind of apples.
Alison: Okay. Well, we will see how it tastes.
Grandmother: You don't even know how to cut an apple!
Alison: Okay, then you do it.
Grandmother: These are eating apples, not cooking apples.