MeandMarj: Ms. Tappy

Grandmother: How do you dance to that music?
Alison: Oh, Grandmother.
Grandmother: I learned to dance in Bremerton, Washington and our teacher was named Ms. Tappy.

MeandMarj: That sofa looks brand new!

Grandmother: That sofa looks brand new! And I've had it for a 100 years.
Alison: You take such wonderful care of your things.
Grandmother: I know!

MeandMarj: You might find someone you like better than the one you have!

Grandmother: I'm sorry I don't have any gentlemen friends to introduce you to.
Alison: But Grandmother, I'm engaged.
Grandmother: What difference does that make? You might find someone you like better than the one you have!

MeandMarj: I thought you'd never ask!

Alison: Grandmother, would you like a piece of chocolate?
Grandmother: I thought you'd never ask!

MeandMarj: It's pretty too!

Alison: This is so pleasant out here.
Grandmother: And it's pretty too!
Alison: Well, Grandmother, if it wasn't pretty, it wouldn't be pleasant now, would it?
Grandmother: Oh, it is pleasant.