MeandMarj: You look like a nice business lady!

Grandmother: That's a new suit, isn't it?
Alison: It is!
Grandmother: I like it!
Alison: Well, thank you!
Grandmother: You look like a nice business lady!

MeandMarj: I didn't say I would go to Cleveland!

Grandmother: I'll decorate your apartment or house for you.
Alison: Really?
Grandmother: Sure!
Alison: You'll come to Cleveland?
Grandmother: I didn't say I would go to Cleveland.
Alison: But that's where my apartment will be. Steve's job is there.
Grandmother: Forever?
Alison: No.
Grandmother: Well, there you go!

MeandMarj: That's a bunch of nonsense!

Grandmother: What are you doing this evening?
Alison: Going to dinner.
Grandmother: Are you going to cook it?
Alison: No, I don't know how to cook.
Grandmother: That's a bunch of nonsense!

MeandMarj: Not funny, "haha", but crazy!

Alison: What are you doing?
Grandmother: Looking out the window.
Alison: Do you see anything interesting?
Grandmother: Well, sorta.
Alison: Oh really? What?
Grandmother: See that house across the street...it used to be all stucco...now it's just all kinda funny. Not funny, "haha", but crazy!