MeandMarj: I am Chanel No.5.

Alison: Good morning! You smell like Chanel No.5.
Grandmother: I am Chanel No.5.

MeandMarj: Are you going to dress me?

Alison: I have an idea! Lets go to the club for dinner tonight!
Grandmother: I don't have any money!
Alison: You don't need money, you have your club number.
Grandmother: I don't know my number.
Alison: That's okay! I do!
Grandmother: I don't even know how to get to the club.
Alison: I do!
Grandmother: Okay...are you going to dress me?
Alison: Yup! I know how to do that too! Lets go!

MeandMarj: I hate those pillows!

Grandmother: I need new pillows for that sofa! I hate those pillows!
Alison: Wow! Those are strong words!
Grandmother: What?
Alison: "Hate those pillows!"
Grandmother: Well, I do!

MeandMarj: And there was light!

Grandmother: You can't very well see over there.
Alison: Yes, I can.
Grandmother: Turn on the light.
Alison: It won't turn on....what are you doing?
Grandmother: I'm going to turn it out...turn on light...
Alison: I think it needs a new bulb. I'll go get it.
Grandmother: Do you know where they are?
Alison: Yes, because I bought them yesterday.
Grandmother: Okay.
Alison: Here you go.
Grandmother: Wait, let me fix it.
Alison: Yay! And God said, "Let there be light."
Grandmother: And there was light!

MeandMarj: Who gave you that ring?

Grandmother: Who gave you that ring?
Alison: Who do you think?
Grandmother: I don't know.
Alison: Steve - I'm going to marry him!
Grandmother: That's great!

MeandMarj: It's going to pots!

Alison: Did you see this? The US Postal Service will end Saturday delivery.
Grandmother: I can't believe it.
Alison: Our country is really changing!
Grandmother: Changing!?! It's going to pots!

MeandMarj: Well, you aren't an artist!

Grandmother: Phooey, this looks terrible!

Alison: I think it looks great.
Grandmother: Well, you aren't an artist!

MeandMarj: $3!?!

Grandmother: Don't forget to pack your lunch.
Alison: Well, there really isn't anything I want to pack - I can get a sandwich at work for only $3.
Grandmother: $3!?! That sounds like a lot!

MeandMarj: Are you just getting up?

Grandmother: Anybody down there?
Alison: Good morning!
Grandmother: Are you just getting up?
Alison: No, I met my friend for 4.5 mile run this morning. 
Grandmother: Oh no!

MeandMarj: That doesn't appeal to me!

Grandmother: What are you eating???
Alison: Toast with peanut butter and bananas on top - its delicious - have some!
Grandmother: That doesn't appeal to me!