Saturday, December 22, 2012

MeandMarj: That should feed 10 people!

Grandmother: I want to pay for dinner! Here is $20.
Alison: Oh, Grandmother, thank you but that isn't exactly enough.
Grandmother: What!?! That should feed 10 people!

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

MeandMarj: Well, someone's gotta do it!

Grandmother: Now, you eat that half of chocolate.
Alison: But I already had one piece! You are trying to fatten me up!
Grandmother: Well, someone's gotta do it!

MeandMarj: Oh, okay!

Grandmother: Hand me that knife.
Alison: I don't think this knife will cut that thick piece of chocolate. Let me get another one and cut it.
Grandmother: Hey! One's bigger than the other.
Alison: You get the bigger one.
Grandmother: oh okay!

Thursday, December 13, 2012

MeandMarj: I will!

Alison: Grandmother, don't forget to brush your teeth.
Grandmother: I will.
Alison: You mean, you won't?
Grandmother: I will forget!