MeandMarj: And you didn't bring me my sticky bun?

Grandmother: So, you said you went to the market this morning?
Alison: Yes, we did.
Grandmother: And you didn't bring me my sticky bun?
Alison: Wait...wait...what do we have here?
Grandmother: Yay! You did bring me my sticky bun!

MeandMarj: That's too bad...

Alison: Grandmother, I'm dying!
Grandmother: That's too bad....
Alison: It's nearly 100' out and I just ran 5 miles....
Grandmother: Why did you do that?
Alison: To stay in shape...if you don't work out for two days you start to lose fitness.
Grandmother: That's too bad...

MeandMarj: I'm not completely helpless!

Alison: Come here, let me undo that button.
Grandmother: I'm not completely helpless!
Alison: Okay.
Grandmother: Damn it - come off, you stupid skirt!
Alison: Here, let me help you.
Grandmother: Okay.

MeandMarj: Go...Stop...Go

Driving around town and we come to our first green light...
Grandmother: Go!
The next red light...
Grandmother: Stop!
And so forth....and so forth....

MeandMarj: Who took the bite out of that apple?

Grandmother:Who took the bite out of that apple?
Dad: Steve Jobs.

MeandMarj: Why doesn't it learn?

Alison: Something smells like its burning.
Grandmother: I burned the toast.
Alison: Grandmother, this toaster doesn't work anymore! It burned because it doesn't know when to pop up anymore.
Grandmother: Why doesn't it learn?

MeandMarj: Is this all chocolate?

Grandmother: Is this all chocolate?
Alison: Yes, you have two scoops of chocolate ice cream.
Grandmother: I want vanilla!
Alison: Okay, here is some vanilla. Are you full?
Grandmother: I guess so.

MeandMarj: Where's Steve?

Grandmother: Where's Steve?
Alison: He went back to Pennsylvania.
Grandmother: Oh really? I thought he was staying another night. Darn it!

MeandMarj: I want my toaster back!

Grandmother: Where is my toaster? I want my toaster back!
Alison: Grandmother, it doesn't work anymore! It doesn't pop up and it only toasts the bread on one side.
Grandmother: It works fine!
Alison: Okay, we are going to have a toast off. Look, this toaster popped up perfectly golden toast. Let's see here, your toast hasn't popped up and wait...its brown on one side and not the other.
Grandmother: Well, I didn't tell it to do that!

MeandMarj: I don't know why you are doing it ass backward!

Alison: Tomorrow is Dad's birthday! We are going out to dinner.
Grandmother: I need to get him something.
Alison: You bought him a tie. Want to wrap it?
Grandmother: You are doing such a great job wrapping the other gifts. 
Alison: Okay...I'll do it.
Grandmother: You are doing it all wrong!
Alison: Why?
Grandmother: I don't know why you are doing it ass backward!

MeandMarj: You are always waiting on me.

Grandmother: Thank you.
Alison: For what?
Grandmother: You are always waiting on me.

MeandMarj: Wait a minute!

Alison: Okay we are going to church ... see you in an hour.
Grandmother: Wait a minute!
Steve: Yes...?
Grandmother: Where is your jacket?? You can not go to church without a jacket!
Steve: It's in the car! Don't worry! I wouldn't!

MeandMarj: Make that clock stop banging!

As I was setting the grandfather clock...

Grandmother: Make that clock stop banging!

Alison: Grandmother, someone needs to set it! 

Grandmother: Okay...

MeandMarj: I'm slow, but sure!

Dad: Okay, I'm headed home.
Grandmother: Wait for me!
Dad: I'm leaving...
Grandmother: Wait, I'm coming...I'm slow, but sure!

MeandMarj: But I thought you went down!

Alison: Grandmother, do you want to go to bed?
Grandmother: Yes.
Alison: Okay, let's go up.
Grandmother: But..I thought you went down?
Alison: I do, but I can still take you up first.
Grandmother: Okay.

MeandMarj: You always do that for me, like I can't do it myself!

Alison: Good morning! Time to get up! Want to shower?
Grandmother: No, I just don't feel like it.
Alison: Okay, well, let's brush your teeth...come on!
As I hand Grandmother her toothbrush with toothpaste...
Grandmother: You always do that for me, like I can't do it myself!
Alison: Well, I just don't want you to get up first thing in the morning and be so excited to see me you jump right out of bed to come downstairs and forget to brush your teeth!
Grandmother: Okay...

MeandMarj: I go to work everyday!

Grandmother: Do you have to go to work today?
Alison: I do. It's Friday. Do you have to go to work today?
Grandmother: I go to work everyday!

MeandMarj: You haven't had your ice cream!

Alison: What's wrong?
Grandmother: I don't feel well.
Alison: I know! You haven't had your ice cream!
Grandmother's face lightens up!
Grandmother: That's it!

MeandMarj: What time is it?

Alison: Good morning! Rise and Shine! Give God your Glory, Glory!
Grandmother: What time is it?
Alison: It's 7:30.
Grandmother: It's too early.
Alison: All you have to do is get up for an hour, and then you can go back to sleep the rest of the day. I have to go to work so if you get up now, we can have breakfast together
Grandmother: What day is it?
Alison: Wednesday.
Grandmother: It's not Saturday?
Alison: No, unfortunately not. Time to get up!

Two minutes later...
Grandmother: What time is it?
Alison: 8. 
Grandmother: Okay.

MeandMarj: Is there anywhere you want to go before you die?

Alison: Is there anywhere you want to go before you die?
Grandmother: Lots of places.
Alison: Where?
Grandmother: I don't know.
Alison: Well, how can we plan a trip if you don't know where?
Grandmother: I don't know.