MeandMarj: Stop coughing and go to bed!

Grandmother: Stop coughing and go to bed!
Alison: I am going to bed, but I don't think that will stop my coughing. I bought some NyQuil.
Grandmother: Well, good.
Alison: Ugh, it tastes awful!
Grandmother: Well, there's nothing I can do about that. Ask the doctor to whip something up that tastes good, and make millions!

MeandMarj: Your thing was blinking!

Grandmother: That thing was blinking and all the lights were going off - I didn't know what to do!
Alison: I'm sure its fine. Do you want me to teach you how to use it?
Grandmother: What for? What good would that do?

MeandMarj: I miss all my critters!

Grandmother: I miss all my critters!
Alison: Hahaha, really?
Grandmother: Yes! Don't you? I miss pussy cat.
Alison: Cat?
Grandmother: I mean the rabbit, Beatrice.

MeandMarj: John Paul Jones is dreamy!

Grandmother: Isn't John Paul Jones handsome?
Alison: Very!
Grandmother: Do you think all midshipmen look like him? hahahah I don't think so!

MeandMarj: No comment?

Alison: Grandmother, what do you want to do today?
Grandmother: Nothing.
Alison: You don't want to spend time with meee?
Silence...
Alison: No comment?
Grandmother: Nope.

MeandMarj: That's not my fault!

Alison: Come on, Grandmother lets go buy the supplies we need to re-guild that mirror.
Grandmother: I don't know...
Alison: Come on! It will be fun, Grandmother-Granddaughter bonding time. I don't see enough of you.
Grandmother: Well, that's not my fault!

MeandMarj: You, in six words.

Alison: Let's describe your life in six words.
Grandmother: I want to guild that mirror.
Alison: There you go! Six words!
Grandmother: Well, now I'm going to go to bed.

MeandMarj: So, I'll lock up then!

Grandmother: So, everyone who is coming tonight is here?
Alison: Yes, ma'am - it's just us!
Grandmother: Okay, so, I'll lock up then!

MeandMarj: Full of baloney!

Grandmother: Look in the shelves and see if you can find something else to eat.
Alison: Grandmother, I just ate shrimp and vegetables. I'm full!
Grandmother: Full of baloney!

MeandMarj: Your shoes!

Grandmother: Your shoes!
Alison: What's wrong?
Grandmother: They are so pointy, you could kill someone!

MeandMarj: This ain't getting us to bed!

Grandmother: I really like this bench I made. More and more, every time I look it.
Alison: It's awesome!
Grandmother: It sure is. Well... this ain't getting us to bed.
Alison: Okay, let's go.
Grandmother: Okay.

MeandMarj: Jamaica? Bahamas?

Alison: Grandmother, have you ever been to the Bahamas?
Grandmother: I don't know.
Alison: What about your friend, Alma Swam? Didn't she live there?
Grandmother: Oh, Alma Swam. That's a good story how we met...we were living in Paris and went to Amsterdam to the flower auction...

(Dutch auction anyone? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_auction)

Grandmother continues: ...and they were sitting right behind us and realized we were Americans and we started talking. Later that night we went to the restaurant that everyone is supposed to go to when you are in Amsterdam and in they walked. It was meant to be! We became fast friends and visited them in Ochos Rios.
Alison: Wait, where were they?
Grandmother: Jamaica.
Alison: Ah, so, have you ever been to the Bahamas?
Grandmother: I don't recall...

MeandMarj: That's stupid!

Grandmother: What day is it?
Alison: It's Monday, January 23rd.
Grandmother: Do you have to go to work today?
Alison: Yes ma'am.
Grandmother: What time?
Alison: As soon as I finish blow drying my hair... it's wet!
Grandmother: But it's wet outside! That's stupid!

MeandMarj: Not me!

Alison: Whoa, this quart of ice cream is nearly half gone! Who has been eating all the ice cream?
Grandmother: Not me!

MeandMarj: What do you do there?

Grandmother: Do you have to work today?
Alison: Yes, but I'm going to the gym first.
Grandmother: What do you do there?
Alison: Try to burn calories.

MeandMarj: Can't even fold a letter!

Alison: Yes! We finally wrote the letter!
Grandmother: What's wrong with you? After all, I've been writing "Thank you" letters for 80 years. What did you do? You can't even fold a letter! You are supposed to fold it in half, not twice over!

MeandMarj: Not so dumb after all!

Grandmother: Where is the animal?
Alison: Upstairs.
Grandmother: Where?
Alison: In your bed!
Grandmother: Why? Because it's warm! It's not so dumb after all!

MeandMarj: Where is everyone and everything?

Grandmother: Where is everyone and everything?
Alison: We're right here!
Grandmother: Where are all the animals?
Alison: The rabbit is in the kitchen.
Grandmother (in her robe): Alison, why aren't you dressed yet?
Alison: Why aren't you dressed yet?
Silence...

MeandMarj: You're going to get money?

Louise is going to medical school...

Grandmother: What does it mean if the palm of your hand itches?
Louise: I don't know.
Grandmother: You're going to get money?
Louise: Maybe...

MeandMarj: Hold on to me.

Grandmother: Hold on to me.
Alison: Please?
Grandmother: Thank you, ma'am.
Alison: Isn't it nice to say "Please" and "Thank you"?
Grandmother: I guess so...

MeandMarj: All the way out there?

Alison: I got an invitation to a bachelorette party!
Grandmother: Where?
Alison: In Colorado.
Grandmother: All the way out there?
Alison: Yes!
Grandmother: Are you going?
Alison: Yes!
Grandmother: Oh no! Really? All the way out there?
Alison: Yes, I used to live there too!

MeandMarj: One of the animals...

Alison: What are you cleaning up?
Grandmother: Oh, the broken glass.
Alison: What happened?
Grandmother: One of the animals did it.
Alison: How did one of the animals do it?
Grandmother: I don't know.

MeandMarj: You look like a girl!

Wearing a navy / grey J.Crew jumper dress over a white button down...

Grandmother: You look like a girl!
Alison: Thanks! I'm glad I don't look like an old maid!
Grandmother: You look like a school girl.
Alison: Well, I'd rather look young than old!

MeandMarj: Party at Grandmother's!

Grandmother: You know, you can have people over here! This is your house too!
Alison: Okay, thanks! Party at Grandmother's!

MeandMarj: Great service at this hotel!

Alison: Grandmother, is there anything else I can get you?
Grandmother: A glass of ice cold water. 
Alison: Okay. You start heading upstairs and I'll meet you there with water.
Grandmother: That's the service I like! Great service at this hotel!

MeandMarj: An old hag!

Looking at Christmas photos from 2011...

Alison: Grandmother, who's that?
Grandmother: You.

I point to Louise...

Alison: Who's that?
Grandmother: You.

I point to Grandmother...

Alison: Who's that? 
Grandmother: An old hag!

MeandMarjandLouise: Blog material!

Blog material...

Alison: Grandmother, what do I do? I'm going to lunch with a boy that I really like but he doesn't care about me at all. He's terrible!
Grandma: Well... you get a free lunch!

MeandMarj: What? Me worry?

Louise and I get ready to spend the night at Grandmother's...

Grandmother: Does everyone know where they are going to sleep?
Alison: Yes, Grandmother, don't worry about a thing!
Grandmother: What? Me worry?